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Airport Porn

Right now I’m at Newark Airport. Since I have some free wifi at my hotel, might as well post about the first day of the RTW trip! May 8th, 2010.

I’ve always found it funny that the iconic German sex shop, Beate Uhse, has a branch in the Munich Airport:

Beate Uhse at Munich Airport

The window is filled with… well, things you wouldn’t want your kids asking, “Mommy, what is THAT for?” But, that’s Germany!

Private by Beate Uhse

My first experience with German/Austrian TV had the following news stories in prime time:

  • 7:30: Re-enactment of a police sting that busted a child pornographer. Complete with a box of videos with unsubtle titles.
  • 7:45: A piece on tanning beds. I was a bit shocked when the woman dropped her robe, standing naked in front of the tanning bed while explaining the details.
  • 8:00: Feature about a famous motorcyclist who’d had a bad accident and had severe damage to his junk. As he lay there in bed, with a football-sized bandage covering his otherwise naked crotch, his wife says “This is the 22nd operation. I only hope that it works and we can soon have sex again.”

Welcome to Europe!

Posted 11 years, 4 months ago at 3:35 pm.


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